I’m such a piece of ace attorney trash they could release a game where phoenix defends a character that’s just him w/ a handlebar mustache and the prosecutor is also him but in a nun costume his sidekick is a cardboard cut-out of apollo wearing a yugioh duel disk and charge me 600$ and I’d fucking preorder it with one-day shipping
The fact that in the second opening Mamoru gets to go from standing in the front line with Sailor Moon to being shoved as far back into the background as possible to make room for the lesbians will never not be hilarious and beautiful.
i was thinking, phoenix doesnt get to pwn people enough. so i was hoping you could say “if you mess with the phoenix, you get the flames” in phoenix’s voice please
Phoenix’s finest hour.
LINK CAN DRIVE?!
This is one of my favorite childhood stories.
WHAT THE FUCK
I loved these books
trying to summarize the John Adams HBO miniseries